Local Billionaire Admits He Just Googled 'How to Be Rich'

Tech billionaire Marcus Wealthy III shocked the business world today when he admitted that his $47 billion fortune came entirely from following WikiHow articles and watching YouTube tutorials.

"Everyone keeps asking about my secret to success," Wealthy said in an interview with Business Occasionally magazine. "I finally have to come clean: I literally just typed 'how to be rich' into Google and followed the instructions."

Wealthy, founder of the wildly successful app "AppThatDoesNothing," says his journey began in 2015 when he read an article titled "7 Easy Steps to Becoming a Billionaire (Number 4 Will SHOCK You)."

"Step one was 'believe in yourself,'" Wealthy recalled. "I did that. Step two was 'wake up early.' I set my alarm for 5 AM. By step seven, I had somehow acquired three companies and a yacht."

The revelation has caused turmoil in the business education industry. Harvard Business School has announced it will replace its entire curriculum with a single course: "How to Use Search Engines."

Wealthy's next venture? "I searched 'what to do after you're rich,' and it said 'write a book.' So I'm doing that. It'll be called 'I Googled My Way to the Top.'"

The book is expected to have one chapter: "Just Google It."