IT Department Achieves World Peace by Sharing WiFi Password

The United Nations announced today that world peace has been achieved after the IT department finally shared the WiFi password without asking 47 clarifying questions.

"We've been trying to get the password for years," explained UN Secretary-General António Guterres. "Every time we asked, they said 'have you tried restarting your computer?' Today, they just gave it to us. Wars ended immediately."

The password, "ItDeptRulez2024!" (case sensitive, with special characters), had been guarded more closely than nuclear launch codes.

IT Director Kevin Admin explained the breakthrough: "Someone brought us donuts. Not the cheap kind—the fancy ones with sprinkles. We were so moved that we just... gave them the password."

Within hours of the password being distributed, the following occurred: - Russia and Ukraine agreed to share streaming accounts - North Korea opened its borders (they just wanted to play Fortnite) - Congress passed bipartisan legislation (they were too busy watching cat videos to argue)

Critics warn the peace may be short-lived. "The password expires in 90 days," noted one security expert. "And IT is already asking everyone to fill out a 47-page ticket to get the new one."